February 2012
75 posts
Of course my job fires a bunch of girls the week...
And now I can’t find anyone to cover my shift.
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My mother told me she thinks I drink too much.
Over Facebook.
In broken French. She actually told me I have too much wood, but I know what she meant.
Just realized my brother and I have borderline...
katelynscarlett:
birdfishromance:
parrexcellence:
Last night he read a chapter of Catching Fire to me, and tonight I sang him his own version of “Hey Jude” because he had a bad day at work.
Stevie, don’t cry about work,
Toss a dough roll, and make it better
Dude, my brother comes over to hang out and we end up discussing our feelings and giving each other relationship advice. FOR...
drinknaked replied to your post: Two days before it’s due, my feature writing prof tells me I’m not allowed to use first person in my art review assignment.
Omg, Allen? -____-
That one, yeah. And she said it SPECIFICALLY TO ME, like, “You. How’s your review coming?”
“Well I went to that art show we discussed, and I really liked the variety. So I think...
Just realized my brother and I have borderline...
parrexcellence:
Last night he read a chapter of Catching Fire to me, and tonight I sang him his own version of “Hey Jude” because he had a bad day at work.
Stevie, don’t cry about work,
Toss a dough roll, and make it better
Dude, my brother comes over to hang out and we end up discussing our feelings and giving each other relationship advice. FOR HOURS.
katelynscarlett replied to your post: This. Fucking. Review.
Third person. Like you’re another person. “Vicki believes that X for Y and Z reasons. She proves this through use of B…”
GENIUS.
“Vicki stood silent and immobile in front of the print, an exuberant expression of life’s energy, diversity and color, with the laughing faces of children, bearded old men, horses and sailors all...
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Can't write. Stymied.
So it’s M.I.A. dance time instead.
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This. Fucking. Review.
I’ll never make 500 words without the use of first person! There’s no narrative thread! How am I supposed to give my opinion without talking about my reactions???
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Two days before it's due, my feature writing prof...
Just me.
First person is off-limits, and the piece is already half-written.
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“Self knowledge is critical here. It’s the difference in being able to say, “I...”
– Coquette, on persona.
nappylikeyopappy: a mini manifesto: (the seagull... →
shonecakepastrypie:
banana-bruises:
ellydwerewolf:
banana-bruises:
queernonymoose asked: Seagulls are the stupidest birds ever though. It’s been proven. They won’t fight for their own survival.
no but did you see the seagull who went after Chris Brown? it’s ME
I…
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How am I supposed to impress a man who is not...
As far as I can gather, his interests are centered around the Rat Pack, Beach Boys and Beatles.
It’s hopeless.
The newsroom always has SO MUCH FOOD
journalismstudentproblems:
and you can’t help yourself…
Sometimes when I don’t have money or a packed lunch, I hang around in the newsroom until somebody brings in food or offers to by me lunch. Of course, I tell everyone I’m “working.”
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Feminazis for Misandry →
Witty feminist satire of the highest order.
Also a great resource for new ideas on how to emasculate the world.
I think I'll start a blog called "Teen Hair...
junkyard-bodhisattva:
And people can submit to it and vent and cry about their hair. It can be cathartic and supportive. I could provide a nice community service by doing this.
My options are endless. Do I go with those awful bangs?
Or the quatro-pigtails crisis?
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The Cure-Lullaby
This song…
I love to ride...
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Caught in the Web from College Media Matters →
journalismstudentproblems:
Looks like your favorite j-student rant blog got featured in this lovely little journalism resource! A big shout out to College Media Matters. Thanks for the love!
I suppose I should mention that one of my other blogs is now Internet Famous (sort of).
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Ginger busser and I were doing our best Macaulay...
So I told him he has a huge mouth, and he said he likes to put tacos in it.
I’M NOT OKAY WITH CHRIS BROWN PERFORMING AT THE... →
ancestryinprogress:
Hell yes!
I’m sick and tired of people acting like it’s no big deal that Chris Brown will be performing at the Grammys.
I’m frustrated that the mainstream media is covering this story like it’s any comeback story, like an exiled prince’s return to a former glory, like this is another political timeline — as though some rich and powerful old white men in the music business...
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One of my favorite profs was surprised that I used...
I can only be deeply flattered by this.
Just realized "tumbling" sounds like new slang for...
Just saying. Now everyone thinks I have a drug problem.
lloydiseric replied to your post: lloydiseric replied to your post: My mother just…
MY DAUGHTER IS A HARLOTUWPAWFBIFABIS:F:NJSF
Damn. And I thought I was keeping all the harlotry under wraps.
Sorry, Mama.
lloydiseric replied to your post: My mother just told me that I look like I’m snuggling up to an enormous blue penis in my Facebook profile pic.
YOUR FUCKING MOM
And she said in the photo posted today I’m licking that ice cream cone like a penis.
It’s like she looks at my Facebook and all she sees is dicks.
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My mother just told me that I look like I'm...
It’s a fish statue.
A FISH STATUE.
“A man who assisted in autopsies in a big urban hospital, starting in the...”
– “The Way It Was” — Mother Jones Magazine — Abortion before Roe v. Wade. (via feministteapot)
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