Text 21 May 404 notes New ideas for vodka flavors:

coketalk:

heyveronica:

adulthoodisokay:

gifthorsedentistry:

suburbantragic:

  • Bagel
  • Menthol
  • Aspic
  • Old Spice
  • New Car
  • Anime
  • hot dust
  • girl smell
  • photo album
  • Arby’s bathroom
  • shnapps
  • Pledge
  • baby powder
  • new shower curtain
  • ham
  • regret
  • axe body spray
  • burnt hair
  • wet towels
  • guac
  • cloves
  • Wasabi
  • Boob Sweat
  • Crack Rocks
  • Gay Marriage
  • Taint
  • bowling alley
  • mildew towel
  • formaldehyde
  • memories of the fifth grade
  • dandruff
Video 20 May 9,262 notes

kill-natalie:

You make everything alright again, Star Trek.

TROUBLE.

(Source: svael)

Photo 20 May 134 notes watsonette:

IRENE IS MORIARTY (a completely serious) FANMIX

Primadonna - Marina and The Diamonds || I Eat Boys Like You For Breakfast - Ida Maria || Q.U.E.E.N - Janelle Monae || Man Down - Rihanna || Mr. Know It All - Kelly Clarkson || Run The World (Girls) - Beyonce || Cannibal - Ke$ha || Trouble - P!NK || I’m Not Dead - P!NK


Listening to this while still on my high from how good the finale was. I liked Elementary pretty well before, and then… THAT FINALE.
And I watched it three days ago. Still freaking out.

watsonette:

IRENE IS MORIARTY (a completely serious) FANMIX

Primadonna - Marina and The Diamonds || I Eat Boys Like You For Breakfast - Ida Maria || Q.U.E.E.N - Janelle Monae || Man Down - Rihanna || Mr. Know It All - Kelly Clarkson || Run The World (Girls) - Beyonce || Cannibal - Ke$ha || Trouble - P!NK || I’m Not Dead - P!NK

Listening to this while still on my high from how good the finale was. I liked Elementary pretty well before, and then… THAT FINALE.

And I watched it three days ago. Still freaking out.

Photo 20 May 1,883 notes cannibalcoalition:

satdeshret:

fuckyeahsexeducation:

This blog brought to you by someone from one of those grey states.

Literally everything I learned about sex ed, I had to learn myself because yeah…. Was never taught.

Apart from ‘don’t do it’ and ‘boys are gross’ I learned about sex from South Park.
THIS IS EMBARRASSING.

California, here! I may have shared this before, but over a year ago.
I went to a high school with three health teachers. Two were Christian. Now, I’m not saying all Christians are bad (even these health teachers weren’t evil) but their classes received abstinence-only education, and learned nothing about birth control methods or safe clinics or where to go for help. I was lucky to get the third teacher. I never knew anything about his religious practices, but he brought in a specialist who showed us different birth control methods (including the female condom!) and dispelled common myths. 
I realized how fortunate I was a couple years later when comparing my sex ed class with theirs, and discovered what I took for granted as common knowledge was far from it.
Proper sex education is essential because children don’t know where to look for the right information, and will either get it from stories told by classmates, or the internet, which is risky at best. I firmly believe in the value of correct, universal sex ed.

cannibalcoalition:

satdeshret:

fuckyeahsexeducation:

This blog brought to you by someone from one of those grey states.

Literally everything I learned about sex ed, I had to learn myself because yeah…. Was never taught.

Apart from ‘don’t do it’ and ‘boys are gross’ I learned about sex from South Park.

THIS IS EMBARRASSING.

California, here! I may have shared this before, but over a year ago.

I went to a high school with three health teachers. Two were Christian. Now, I’m not saying all Christians are bad (even these health teachers weren’t evil) but their classes received abstinence-only education, and learned nothing about birth control methods or safe clinics or where to go for help. I was lucky to get the third teacher. I never knew anything about his religious practices, but he brought in a specialist who showed us different birth control methods (including the female condom!) and dispelled common myths.

I realized how fortunate I was a couple years later when comparing my sex ed class with theirs, and discovered what I took for granted as common knowledge was far from it.

Proper sex education is essential because children don’t know where to look for the right information, and will either get it from stories told by classmates, or the internet, which is risky at best. I firmly believe in the value of correct, universal sex ed.

(Source: sexandhealthandshit)

Text 20 May 1 note I was buying books in Barnes & Noble today and the clerk and I ended up discussing how one of the main characters in “Pay It Forward” was whitewashed for the movie.

And then just how almost every POC book character is recast as white in movies, and then I told her how half the internet freaked out because Rue was Black in the film… when she was Black in the book.

It’s a bunch of bullshit, we agreed, but it was at least nice to know that people outside of Tumblr are outraged about Hollywood whitewashing everything too.

Quote 20 May 192 notes
The big secret about the golden age of “male providers” is that it never existed. First, women have always worked. Second, and just as importantly, there have always been men who were too poor, too queer, too sensitive, too disabled, too compassionate or simply too clever to submit to whatever model of “masculinity” society relied upon to keep its wars fought and its factories staffed. “Traditional masculinity”, like “traditional femininity”, is a form of social control, and seeking to reassert that control is no answer to a generation of young men who are quietly drowning in a world that doesn’t seem to want them.
Photo 20 May 16,670 notes D’aw.

D’aw.

(Source: poke-problems)

Photo 20 May 79,293 notes ookamiisao:

thatwillbeallmisspotts:

votsalot:

quenchiestcactusjuice:

thetimetravelingcat:

cuteenoughtoshootyoudown:

148km:

cloysterbell:

the-lone-midget:

 #NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM USES NAGINI’S BLOOD AS SOY SAUCE

 #the core of neville longbottom’s wand is the tears of his enemies and a dragon heartstring he ripped out with his bare hands

#neville longbottom calls himself harry potter on the knight bus to avoid attention

#NEVILLE COULD’VE DONE IT IN FOUR

#neville eats snakes for breakfast

#Chuck Norris’ patronous is Neville Longbottom

I’m literally watching this movie right now and holy shit it’s so accurate

#Before Neville punched it, it was known as Horizont Alley.

It took me way too damn long to get the Horizont Alley thing
Text 20 May 69,294 notes

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

image

via *Desh.
Video 20 May 639 notes

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